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Help me hit one billion blog views in September!

August 29, 2014

OK, not really a billion, but…

30for30I’m taking the weekend off, but not the long weekend. I’ll be laboring on Labor Day to bring you the 1st of 30 blog posts, one every day during the month! That’s right, #30DaysOfMe… Unless in desperation I use guest bloggers. See, I have a monthly blog views goal that I intend to make, and I need your help. It’s pretty easy. If you like a post, share it with others you think would like it. That’s it. How? Well, you can use the little sharing buttons that look like this at the bottom of each post, or  use Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, Google +, and even Pinterest to share the posts you like.


Now I’m out to rest up so I can #blogfor30.

Have a safe, long weekend, and I’ll see you in September!

Cheesy Cloud Headlines

August 28, 2014

old man yells at cloudIt’s been a while since I’ve commented on the cloud, and my blog views are way up. Go figure. Even (Play)Joyce says, “Once I see cloud I’m out…” Maybe people are just sick of the cloud hype. Still, the cheesy headlines keep coming. In an email from Workforce Magazine, a headline blared Special Report: HRMS Vendors Say, ‘Hey, You, Get Onto My Cloud.‘ It’s a good article though, and explores the renewed investment by organizations in HRMS, but that headline… That one just seemed too obvious, so I never used it. Not that I haven’t used the world’s greatest rock and roll band as inspiration:

That’s also not to say I’ve never used cheesy cloud headlines. Here are some of my worst offenders. Hey, this is harder than it looks…

Can you give me some more ideas for cheesy headlines, cloud and otherwise?

Storytelling: It’s an Experience

August 27, 2014

got time for a story“Got time for a story?” My friend and former boss, Barb… Wait, no one ever really stops working for Barb. She loves to use that line and she tells a great story. Once, when I did work for her, We were struggling with a Powerpoint deck for a big presentation she was giving. Finally, she said, “ditch the Powerpoint.” Smart girl. She presented with no slides and no props. She stood in front of the audience and told them a story. She captured them and held their attention. It was a great lesson for me.

Yesterday I wrote about our 1 in one hundred million storytelling campaign, and earlier this month User Experience (UX) design was the topic. Today they come together in an article in UX Magazine by Marc Cajolet (of Kronos), Sarah Bloomer, and Alexandra Stevens about how Kronos is using “User Narratives” in “a major new initiative to accelerate into the cloud-based market.” I love this part:

“…the UX team was tasked with evaluating and evolving many of Kronos’s previously held assumptions about their products and users. Rather than using existing products and well-documented solutions as the starting point, the team wanted to start from scratch and encourage new thinking.”

Check out the article, but first take a minute to listen to Jack Dorsey, co-founder of Twitter, explain the user narrative.

“Everyday Raconteurs” bring the workplace alive

August 26, 2014

1 in 100000000(Play)Joyce loves the Moth Radio Hour. I do too, but I’m not the avid listener she is. Last fall she took me to a live performance of The Moth in Boston for my birthday. I love storytelling, and the dead silence of the theater between words was achieved without anyone asking. The stories were raw, funny, heartbreaking, and all demanded attention. Storytelling is art. When the Moth Radio Hour won a Peabody Award in 2010, the judges wrote “Storytelling, likely the oldest art, is revered and reinvigorated by this hour for everyday raconteurs.” As a padawan raconteur , I’m thrilled to learn we’re working with Lea Thau, Executive and Creative Director of The Moth from 2001 to 2010, and creator of The Moth Radio Hour, for which she won… yeah, a 2010 Peabody Award as Director, Producer and Co-host.


Working with Director and Executive Producer Alan Chebot (he’s only won 5 Emmys), Ms. Thau will interview “the people who do the many important and too-often unrecognized jobs we all rely on…” The 1 in one hundred million.

Here’s our first story. Meet Chris Merrick, a 34 year veteran firefighter. This is so cool…

Are You a Social Employee? Why not?

August 25, 2014

For someone that hates the term “personal brand,” I spend considerable time engaged in activities that are supposed to build it. The thing I loathe about the term is the inauthenticity of it. [Right now I sense (Play)Joyce rolling her eyes and thinking, “here he goes getting all righteous again.”] Sorry, phoniness irritates me. Why can’t we just be decent human beings, treat each other with mutual respect, and do our jobs? Aren’t those the traits of a solid professional brand? Anyway, the activities I mentioned are as an employee advocate, or “activist” as Karen Higginbottom defines in Forbes:

“an individual who draws visibility to their workplace, defends their employers from criticism and act as advocates, both online and off.”

I blog, therefore I am… a social employee. I then use Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, Google +, and even Pinterest to “act as an advocate” for Kronos. Why don’t more of my co-workers use their social channels to advocate for Kronos? Employee advocacy is so powerful, and we have incredibly high employee satisfaction and engagement! I don’t get it. In the Tedx talk by Mark Burgess, President of Blue Focus Marketing below, he cites a Nielsen study that shows ‘nearly 90 percent of people don’t trust corporate pitches, but anywhere from 78 to 92 percent of people trust “earned media,” or peer recommendations and word-of-mouth through social channels.’ He also depicts the benefits of employee advocacy for employers and employees. There’s one benefit that really jumped out at me for employees:


Where in the World is Kronos?

August 22, 2014

I’ll bet you didn’t know Kronos helps thousands of customers control labor costsminimize compliance risk, and improve workforce productivity in over 100 countries

Click this map to find Kronos in your area.
Cliquez sur cette carte pour trouver Kronos dans votre région.
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Klik op deze kaart om Kronos vinden in uw regio.
Klicken Sie auf diese Karte, um Kronos in Ihrer Nähe zu finden.

فوق هذا الخريطة لتجد كرونوس في منطقتك.

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And now you know. Happy Friday all.

Why you messin’ with my Java?

August 21, 2014
clouds in my coffee by classina

clouds in my coffee by classina

It’s well documented that I’m no fan of the unauthorized refill. That’s when a server in a diner or other breakfast establishment refills your still-partially-full cup without inquiry. Don’t mess with my Java. It’s just the way I like it, and now you’re making me screw around with it.

It seems IT professionals go through this same aggravation with desktop Java, since the constant security updates force IT to re-stir everything Java touches so that it’s just right… i.e. working.

Yesterday our support team updated a technical advisory on the Kronos customer portal titled, “Microsoft Internet Explorer Update and Impact on Oracle JRE and Workforce Central.” You can read more about the issue on Ars Technica (including some illuminating and humorous reader comments) and on Microsoft’s security blog.

So while overanxious breakfast servers and responsible security experts will be messing with your Java maybe forever, Kronos is working hard to kick the habit so that Workforce Central is 100% desktop Java-free. Hey, with version 7, we’re almost there with Workforce Central 7 desktop Java-free for around 78% of end users. Do the math. Upgrading means you’ll have a lot happier users that won’t need endless Java “top-offs.”

Oh, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that an upgrade is a perfect time to consider clouds in your Workforce Central coffee. I’m so vain.


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