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Entertaining Blog Spam

August 4, 2014

Blog SpamA can of SPAM greets me each morning I enter my office. It’s a reminder of what not to do while working to promote the gooey goodness of Kronos Services. Ironically, the SPAM is cozied up right next to the Kronos cloud. It does create a bit of inner conflict that I soothe with music, but not Elvis. There’s dust, too.

There are people whose job it is to post SPAM to blogs like this one. Fortunately WordPress, our blogging platform, does a good job of recognizing spam and quarantining it without human intervention. Still, people get creative with their SPAM, so WordPress says, “Hey, check this one out.” Some are amusing, and I’m flattered by their faux flatterizing. It’s Monday, so I thought you’d enjoy some as you ramp back into the workweek:

skin care products Kenya writes, “Now when it comes to the actually tweezing part, you want to make sure that you’re using a good pair of tweezers.” – Thanks, I do need a good pair, since my daughter stole mine.

Real Racing 3 Cheats Tool says, “I would like to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in writing this website. I am hoping to view the same high-grade blog posts from you later on as well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has encouraged me to get my own website now ;)” – That’s why I’m here.

autobazar-nechanice.cz shares, “Hi there,afterward reading this prodigious paragraph i am too delighted apt share my familiarity here with colleagues.” – At the Working Smarter Café, we strive for prodigious posts…

nose job lady gaga sings, “Facelift surgery will help you defy age and enjoy an attractive and more youthful facial appearance.” Um. OK.

consultancy for pay per click really hit the nail on the head with, “I’m amazed, I have to admit. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both equally educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head.”

trygrowtaller4idiots provides the general consensus, “I do not understand who you’re however definitely you are going to a well-known blogger should you aren’t already.”

Not everyone threw rose petals. meet dominatrix whipped me with, “Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something informative to read?”

I’ll try harder.

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